Hi! I think you're a cool person so I came to leave a shiny trail of pearls to leave my presence teehee giggles

What a wonderful day it is today

pineapple or ham and cheese

Hi dis vewy cool ok? Ok! Slobbers and tries to eat your ata Runs away but ends up tripping

your new ata is so CUTE Fan II: WOAH! what is this place

HAPPPYY BDAY PAL!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HI!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND WISH YOU THE BEST DAYS!!!

happy birthday And goodluck on school

Heyo Heyo , whoever reads this beloww … school is starting soon! Sweet! I won’t be able to reply to these atas too often anymore since I gotta focus to graduateee… the chances of getting a reply aren’t too slim , do not fret! Just dont expect much comin’ from me these days… the government ain’t so sweet with my vacation days

I wanted to leave a message for you again, friend But It seems like you have other fish to worry about here

"DON'T MIND US.." "WE'RE JUST WATCHING FROM A DISTANCE..." "A LITTLE BIT OF CHAOS IS FUN.. DON'T YOU THINK?" "WE'RE HERE.. DID YA MISS US..? JUST IN TIME AIN'T WE!" "WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR QUITE SOME TIME.." "WE'LL BE JOINING TOO!" "ROOM FOR TWO MORE?" "LET US PLAY TOO!" "NEVERMIND! CATCH YA LATER!" "WHOOPS.. GOT HERE A BIT TOO EARLY!" "A BIT OF RANDOM HEALTH SOUNDS FUN RIGHT ABOUT NOW..." "AN INVISIBLE FORCE IS INCOMING..!" "FEELING VULNERABLE..?" "GET MOVING NOW..!" "HAVE A LITTLE BOOST IN SPEED..!" "LET'S JUMP..!" "LET'S TEST OUT YOUR AIM..!" "LET'S REMOVE YOUR PROTECTION..!" "LET'S REVEAL YOUR WEAKNESS..!" "LET'S SPEED IT UP..." "LET'S SWITCH IT UP..!" "LET'S SWITCH WITH SOME FRIENDS..!" "THE OLD SWITCHEROO..!" "WATCH FOR CLIFFS..." "WE'LL GIVE YOU A HINT FOR WHAT HEALTH WE'LL SET YOU TO... IT'S HIGHER THAN [X]..!" "WE'RE FEELING A GUST OF WIND COME ALONG..!" "WE'RE FEELING BOUNCY..!" "DID YOU FALL FOR IT..?" "JUST KIDDING..!" "TRICKED YA..!"

* WHAT A SENSATIONAL OPPORTUNITY FOR A STORY! * I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW: * "A DOG EXISTS SOMEWHERE." * FRANKLY, I'M BLOWN AWAY. * THIS DOG... * STILL EXISTS! * THIS STORY... * JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! * OH MY!!!! * ... IT'S A COMPLETELY NONDESCRIPT GLASS OF WATER. * BUT ANYTHING CAN MAKE A GREAT STORY WITH ENOUGH SPIN! * I'M HONORED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A HUGE LUKEWARM WATER FAN, FOLKS! * OH NO!!! * THAT MOVIE SCRIPT!!! * HOW'D??? THAT GET THERE??? * IT'S A SUPER-JUICY SNEAK PREVIEW OF MY LATEST GUARANTEED-NOT-TO-BOMB FILM: * METTATON THE MOVIE XXVIII... STARRING METTATON! * I'VE HEARD THAT LIKE THE OTHER FILMS... * IT CONSISTS MOSTLY OF A SINGLE FOUR-HOUR SHOT OF ROSE PETALS SHOWERING ON MY RECLINING BODY. * OOH!!! * BUT THAT'S!!! * NOT CONFIRMED!! * YOU WOULDN'T (COUGH) SPOIL MY MOVIE FOR EVERYONE WITH A PROMOTIONAL STORY, WOULD YOU? * PHEW!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!! * YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A BUNCH OF FREE ADVERTISEMENT!! * OH! * YOU'RE BACK! * THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! * IT SEEMS NO ONE CAN RESIST THE ALLURE OF MY NEW FILM! * BASKETBALL'S A BLAST, ISN'T IT, DARLING? * TOO BAD YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THESE BALLS. * THEY'RE MTT-BRAND FASHION BASKETBALLS. * FOR WEARING, NOT PLAYING. * YOU CAN'T GET RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE MOI WITHOUT BEAUTIFYING A FEW ORBS. * IT SEEMS OUR REPORTER IS DRAWN TO SPORTS LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAMING BASKETBALL HOOP. * OH MY! IT'S A PRESENT! * AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU, DARLING! * AREN'T YOU JUST BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT? * WHAT COULD BE INSIDE? * WELL, NO TIME LIKE THE "PRESENT" TO FIND OUT! * READY FOR YOUR... * PRESENTATION? * (... LET'S CUT THAT ONE IN POST.) * OOH LA LA! * THIS VIDEO GAME YOU FOUND... * IS DYNAMITE!!! * THOUGH I DON'T MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN IT UNTIL THREE-FOURTHS IN. * BUT I LIKE THAT. * APPEARING FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE MANNA, SLAKING THE AUDIENCE'S HUNGER FOR GORGEOUS ROBOTS... * OOH! * THAT'S METTATON! * AH, YOU UNDERSTAND. * THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU SHOULD CHECK EVERYTHING TWICE. * ... MY ONE TRUE LOVE? * (YOU LOOK BORED, DARLING.) * (I WANT THIS TO BE A STELLAR PERFORMANCE, SO IF YOU WON'T GIVE IT YOUR ALL...) * (THEN I'LL SKIP AHEAD FOR THE AUDIENCE'S SAKE.) * (UNDERSTOOD.) * (LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!) * (KA-SIGH...) * (THE SHOW MUST GO ON!) OOOOH!!! ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND? LET'S START WITH AN EASY ONE!! HERE'S YOUR TERRIFIC PRIZE! ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. LET'S TALK ABOUT ME! HERE'S ANOTHER EASY ONE FOR YOU! DON'T 'COUNT' ON YOUR VICTORY... LET'S PLAY MEMORY GAME. BUT CAN YOU GET THIS ONE??? HERE'S A SIMPLE ONE. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS!! THIS IS IT, DARLING! SAY GOODBYE! HA! THAT BUTTON WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING! YOU WOULDN'T DARE USE THE [ACT] COMMAND AND PRESS THAT BUTTON! THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T PRESS IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU! WITHOUT THAT BUTTON, YOU ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE! ANY MINUTE NOW! ANY... MINUTE... ....NOW! ............. ............ .......... ...(COUGH) OH!!! THAT YELLOW GLOW...! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH! * No on e cares. IS THAT YOUR PHONE? YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT! OOOH! OOOOOOOH! YOU'VE DEFEATED ME!! HOW CAN THIS BE, YOU WERE STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT, ETC. WHATEVER. YES, I WAS THE ONE THAT RE-ARRANGED THE CORE! I WAS THE ONE THAT HIRED EVERYONE TO KILL YOU! THAT, HOWEVER, WAS A SHORT-SIGHTED PLAN. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER? KILLING YOU MYSELF!! LISTEN, DARLING. I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT. YOU'RE WEAK. IF YOU CONTINUE FORWARD, ASGORE WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL. AND WITH YOUR SOUL, ASGORE WILL DESTROY HUMANITY. BUT IF I GET YOUR SOUL, I CAN STOP ASGORE'S PLAN! I CAN SAVE HUMANITY FROM DESTRUCTION! THEN, USING YOUR SOUL, I'LL CROSS THROUGH THE BARRIER... AND BECOME THE STAR I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING! HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS... NO! MILLIONS OF HUMANS WILL WATCH ME! GLITZ! GLAMOUR! I'LL FINALLY HAVE IT ALL! SO WHAT IF A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE? THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS, BABY! OH??? A MIRROR??? RIGHT, I HAVE TO LOOK PERFECT FOR OUR GRAND FINALE! HMMM... I DON'T SEE IT... WHERE IS IT...? DID YOU. JUST FLIP. MY SWITCH? THAT WORTHLESS PEA- SHOOTER WON'T WORK ON ME, DARLING. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTING IS!? HAHAHA, YOU WISH! WRONG! WRONG! IF ONLY ALPHYS COULD HELP! NOPE! TOO BAD ALPHYS CAN'T HELP! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WROOOOOOOONG!! COMPLETELY UTTERLY WRONG!!!!!! BOY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING, HUH? TIME'S UP! GUESS THAT'S A NO?? NO NO NO! CAN'T YOU READ!? RIGHT! SOUNDS LIKE YOU GET IT!

It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.

I'm stomping my foot. I'm MAD and I'm stomping my foot./q

marriage when

your ata is fabulous

I Found you

heyo bro. Second time signing your ata, anyways! Reminder to take care of yourself brah, even when I'm not around! I love ya. /p

can't hit what you can't see- Shuriken